A fork of Rural Dictionary
Graffiti that is far outside the normal reaching distance of pedestrians or traffic.
Hey, look up there, that giraffiti must be 70 feet up!
how theF?!?
The Giraffe - A provocative dance position assumed by the female (typically) standing with legs splayed, hands to the floor and head up like 'a giraffe'. Sometimes used to describe a female bent submissively over a mirror or line of powdered substance.
Example "Look at that girl dancing like crazy and wooow now she's doing the giraffe".
Example "She had her head buried in the plate like a giraffe".
An large African mammal that can wear up to at very least one thousand necklaces
Bruh do you see that speckled long-necked camel-leopard chimera?
Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear
The best animal in the world, you shall bow down to the all mighty giraffe or you will meet your demise.