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Tard

a Tard is a kid who likes to touch stuff around him at random moments and bash his head on any near by object

Oh hes a Tard

by Titaan March 21, 2018

Tard

Someone who acts unintelligent either purposely or accidentally.
Associating with someone mentally disabled and/or retarded.

What a fucking tard!

by Naomi J November 27, 2008

Tard

A person who is retarded, but is realy a normal person just acting like one.

Since he fell off the stairs he is a tard

by D C August 09, 2006

tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.

Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!

by Merrick January 30, 2006

'tard

Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).

Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!

by Ace February 05, 2002

-tard

A suffix added to the end of a word to make it a specific way of referring to someone, or something someone does, as retarded.

Fucktard Motard Asstard Gotard Cocktard Gaytard

by Moth May 18, 2004

tard

As well as being an insult by itself, tard can also be a wonderful, magical, multipurpose suffix that will make insults even more imaginative and quite possibly more insulting.

Be imaginative with your choice of prefix.

Words ending in tard:

1. Person A: DRAGONBALL Z IS TEH ROCKZ!!!!111one!!

Person B: That guy isn't just your standard tard...he's a bloody smacktard.

2. Person C: LOL! Did you see Person A fall over into a bush? What an asstard!

3. Person D: Man, Person A is such a god damned gaytard.

by Metalhead For Life November 11, 2006