A fork of Rural Dictionary
Any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. Whereas mental retardation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, Brittany Spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors.
That dude right there with the five kids he took to see the movie Basic Instinct Two who has an InSynch ringtone blaring through the movie theatre drowning out the lame dialogue is a tard. (2) That tard who thought he could drive a mile in front of me and cut in front of all of us in traffic is definitely a tard. (3) The fact that dude just asked who wanted to chat in a chat room is a citizen of Tardania.
As well as being an insult by itself, tard can also be a wonderful, magical, multipurpose suffix that will make insults even more imaginative and quite possibly more insulting. Be imaginative with your choice of prefix.
Words ending in tard: 1. Person A: DRAGONBALL Z IS TEH ROCKZ!!!!111one!! Person B: That guy isn't just your standard tard...he's a bloody smacktard. 2. Person C: LOL! Did you see Person A fall over into a bush? What an asstard! 3. Person D: Man, Person A is such a god damned gaytard.
Australians, in particular, people from the state of New South Wales often refer to people from the state of Victoria (especially people in Melbourne) as "tards". Often aimed at Melbourne Victory Football Club in chants at A-League football matches around the country.
(To the tune of my old man said follow the van) My old man said be a Victory fan And I said bollocks you're a c**t We hate the tards and we f*ckin know it We hate the Tards and we're gonna show it With Zdrlic and Yorkie, Pierre Litbarski They're the boys that's gonna do us fine And if you support the Tards then you're a Melbourne b*stard And you ain't no friend of mine
Any player, coaching staff member, or fan of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship. The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which was widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival fans Australia-wide. The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: We beat Melbourne 3-0 Guy 2: Yeah, and didn't they have Muscat sent off? Guy 1: Yep...stupid Tard!
the official nickname of a person who supports, plays for, manages the Melbourne Victory Football Club.
Sydney FC Supporter: We lost to the Tards again! QLD Roar Supporter: Doesn't surprise me!
a person who acts retarded. a stupid person who people think are dumb when they open their mouth. they act dorky. they dont have good social skills.
dont call me a tard call me a retard.