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wagone

i dunno im from the good part of the world so I don't know what any of this roadman puffer jacket whats your bbm ting dialect.

"wagone how is one doing today"

by ga,er January 17, 2018

Wagon

To go to a place or location quickly like moss to da hood.

A gesture to say goodbye or leaving a party or just mossin

Yo Jermaine wagon to KFC my nigra

Peace niggas i gotta wagon

Naw, B i gotta wagon

by JackfromCompton June 07, 2009

Wagon

Beleived to have originated from the word chodewagon (composite of Chode (or choad) and wagon)

"Wagon" is a shorter way of saying this but with extra insultation. It is safe to use infront of adults as wagon is a commonly used word, though with a different meaning.

"your mum is such a wagon"

"YOU WAGON!"

by muffin8or December 05, 2009

Wagon

An uncercumsized penis. A penis with the foreskin still attached.

Billy Pershing has a wagon.
wagons are disgusting!

by the wagonater900 July 21, 2010

Wagon

The term wagon has yet to find a home among the english lanugage, though scientists are hopeful one day its meaning will be discovered

these shoes are wagons, thats a wagon of a hair cut, how was the party oh it was ok a bit of a wagon to be honest.

by the offical english language October 24, 2011

Wagonism

One who enjoys humping wagons, it can be split into to multiple categories, such as, Old wagonism (when one enjoys the humping of wagons from the 1700's and before), Mid wagonism (when one enjoys humping wagons from 1700-1850), and New wagonism (when someone enjoys humping wagons from 1850-3000)

1. *about 20 guys wearing wagon humping Jorts™ are gathered around a wagon humping it*

Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."

2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."

by BoycottTheSocks&Sandals August 18, 2018

wagon

a penis without circumcision. also known as a covered wagon.

did you here about josh, he's got a wagon.

by nooger December 18, 2004