A fork of Rural Dictionary
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A leah bushman will find a Kevin
To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.
If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.
Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!
(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)
Semen, cum, male ejaculate, etc. Derived from the days when toothpaste was not as freely available and a 'bushman' (Australian outback adventurer) had to rely on his own supply.
Example 1: I've been stuck in the bush for the last 3 weeks and had to rely on the ol' bushman's toothpaste to get by.
Example 2: She was gobblin my knob and I gave her a squirt of the ol' bushman's toothpaste.
A person one dates when they’re in between relationships. Not necessarily the same as a rebound person because a Mel Bushman is the same person every time.
Since high school Tony has always been my Mel Bushman because I could always count on him to be there when I needed a date.
Another word for a homosexual. Can have implications of paedophilia and/or outdoor sex.
- 'Mate, check out that weird guy in the raincoat and glasses!'
- 'Fuck! look at his moustache. He looks like a real pipe-to-pipe bushman'
The act of performing sex in a tent or swag when camping in the Aussie bush.
I did the "bushman's swag" with Jessica last weekend.
Following on from the Bushman's blow.
Performing a bushman's blow into one's hands, then using that residue to perform a self pleasure act or onto another persons genitals
I was out bush walking with my friend. My friend asked me to wank him off. So I did a bushman's blow into my hand and used the Bushman's lube to wank him off quicker.
Bushman's lube is lube made from snot .