A fork of Rural Dictionary
An attractive woman. Any sexy female.
I went to the galleries and checked out the slice archive.
A person who acts in a negative, not cool manner. This person is a moron, and often fails in social situations. A slice is often the disliked man in the crowd for he thinks of himself as a superior but actually is just a freak. They often do cruddy things that kill the good mood.
Man, you're such a slice! stop trying to act cool in front of the girls! You're so weird!
A super hottie, usually a girl.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
Literally, the female gash. But generally used in a positive situation.
Whoah! look at that tasty slice over there!
(Or, if her mother is present "Whoah! I want some Old Slice!).