Country Dictionary

A male person afflicted with an unusually small penis.

That tiki can't get any chicks to sleep with him.

The piece of hair sticking out from the back of a guys head.

Did you see Gary's new haircut, wow thats a big tiki.

(New Zealand slang) 1. a sight-seeing journey with no particular destination in mind. 2. taking the scenic route to a destination. 3. to wander aimlessly.

The rellies came over for a visit and I took them on a tiki tour of the city. We took a wrong turn at Huntly and had to tiki tour through the wop wops to make it back to Hamilton.

Mar•Ti•Ki (mar T key) n. 1. A tropical martini created to pay tribute to the Tiki. 2. A delicious and powerful mix of Juices and Voodoo Tiki Ultra Premium Tequilas. Mar Tiki’s are served “Up”, “Martini Style”.

Platinum Mar-Tiki Ingredients: • 3 lime slices with skin • 3 orange slices with skin • 3 oz. Voodoo Tiki Tequila Platinum Silver • 1 oz. agave syrup* or simple syrup Muddle 3 lime slices and 3 orange slices with skin in Mixing glass, add ice, add 3 oz. Voodoo Tiki Tequila Platinum Silver and agave syrup, shake up, pour into rocks glass.

a way of playing football, with very fast and short passes. invented by football journalist andres montes describing spain national team tactics.

tiki taka and spain wins

A very PG or Disney-esque name for a women's breasts.

That woman has some nice tiki toks.

A soda made by Shasta that tastes just like Hawaiian Punch except carbonated. The best soda in the world.

Let's go home and have some Tiki Punch!