Country Dictionary

Spooning in bed with an erection

We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking

Når du får bennern under spoon

"Vi begynte plutselig å sporke"

Spooning but pointy; gay spooning.

Dude those guys were sporking each other all night.

1. Within the fandom community, "to spork" something means to parody or make fun of something, especially fanfiction.

2. A meaningless exclamation thrown haphazardly into sentences by your standard "random, hyper" fangirl who claims to be on a "sugar high."

"We sporked her story because she wrote a Mary-Sue."

"Spork!!! I'm being random today!"

the name some retard gave for a runcible spoon. an eating implement that resembles a spoon with aprox. 1/2 cm tines on the end.

"dude hand me that spork"

"its called a runcible spoon. seriously man get some culture"

1. (N) A spoon/fork hybrid often used in plots of mass destruction and world domination.
2. (V) To us as a spork or to stab someone with a spork.

One day I shall rule the Earth with only the assistance of these six sporks I stole from Taco Bell!

Another word for transexual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.

son- Why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?

dad- Because, he is a spork son.