Country Dictionary

Doing a Poopa Turdy is to pretend that you have 'accidentally' spilt hot chocolate over your lap and friend's bedsheets, when really you have just farted and 'accidentally' followed through.

*Whilst watching a film*

Girl 1: "Hey, err, what is that on your lap...?"
Girl 2: "Oh! It's just hot chocolate, I swear! She knocked it over me when she sat down!!"
Girl 3: "Are you sure? I think you might have done a Poopa Turdy."

1. Can be used as an insult to describe annoying person.
2. Can be used when joking around with friends.

1: Gosh Melissa is such a dang turdy lurdy.
2: Bob: Mike, you are such a turdy lurdy.

Mike: Your mom is a turdy lurdy.

The time of day when the bathroom stalls are filled in the men's room at work.

"Are all the stalls full?"
"Yeah, must be poo o'clock."
"More like poo turdy."

An extremely good rapper, has a wicked flow, but only when he is under a certain magical plant that these skillz come out.

That rapper is the shit! His name is Turdy-C he "shits" on that track!

Synonym for the Tangerine Turd aka Trump

They flushed the Turdy McTurdface out of the office

To poop on your partners side of the bed.

I pulled back the sheet to go to bed, and saw that my girlfriend laid down a herdy turdy.

AC1-Turdy is the name of the action of deficating in the exhaust vent of a Porta Potty whilst the potty is in use; causing confusion for the occupant(s)

Slade hit me with his AC1-Turdy and my butt got splashed with the blue goo.