A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an adolescent male fails to maintain an erection whilst chopping a lady due to extreme consumption of Tennents and being regularly alphad my other males
Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome
To use your tongue and/or spit to carve a sugary treat into a shape, namely something inappropriate and phallic.
Wow! Your boyfriend is lucky that he has such a talented lick whittler for a boyfriend!
when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft
microsoft reset my gamerscore the other day said billy, you've been matty whittled said matthew
Another way of saying jerking off.
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
Someone who is gullible, or susceptible to blantant stupidity.
Sasha concurred with daniels transparently whittled mind comments.
Whittle minded being gullible or susceptible to blatant stupidity.
Basically saying "little bit" but in child-like voice.
Boy: How much do you want?
Girl : Just a "whittle bit".