A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wilko - an incredibly strange bloke, the sort who gets a kick out of putting cardboard in the landfill instead of recycling and enjoys catching flies and dissecting them using chopsticks.
Stop staring at my bum, wilko!
A store in Britain with overpriced ordinary objects, other than that it's a good store just deal with it.
"Bruh, let's go to Wilko."
"Nah Fam, Aldi is way more cheap".
A show that has gone through The Wilkos Effect is a show that showcases cheating and DNA as well as criminal acts.
The Jeremy Kyle Show has gone through The Wilkos Effect because the people on the show are accused cheaters, need DNA results, and/or need justice because of a criminal act!
Nicholas wilkos is a ultra chad he can take any boys girlfriend with a look at her face. Nicholas wilko's real name is nicholas gigantocockus wilkos. nicholas wilkos has the pecs the size of the twin towers he can pick up the whole country of germany russia and poland and combine them into one super continent in the shape of his face.
Zomg nicholas wilkos is such a baba boy