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page is one of the stupidest people you could ever meet. they think that theyre alll that when they really are an ugly ass bitch who only cares about themselves. they wear only walmart clothes but tells everyone one that theyre so rich when they aint.

page is so ugly. how could anyone ever date her.

To show up and drink on the presumption that someone else is paying.

Mike showed up at the bar but he's definitely paging.

To shove many condoms up another mans penis and then shit them out the following morning.

I bet jerry is paging in that toilet.

To convey that you understand what another is saying, as in "are we on the same page?"

Teacher: "Class, does everyone understand the assignment?"
Class: "Yes, we're paged with that."

A guy April loves. A guy April misses alot, more then the world knows, or even him.

Who does April want to marry someday? Oh Page you say?

From the Maze Runner: The Death Cure.
This is the page that every tmr, tst and tdc fangirl hates and wants to rip up into a million pieces, pretending it was never written.

Non fan: Whats wrong?
Fan: Page 250

the new standard of the porn world. Part sex addict, part comedian, part perfection.

Dick: Is she a pornstar?
Jane: Well, she's no Courtney Page!