A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man or Female that is in the CASE of Acting or doing of Cheating in a short term relationship..
JON DOE - Dude I'm Telling you Jorge Don't go out with shayna she's a double winder. JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit. *1 week and 1/2 later* JORGE- Dude she cheated on me JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass
A Bobbin Winder is a kid that is amazing at sewing.
"You're such a Bobbin Winder, Patrick Gibson." Says Aidan.
a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus
"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?" "No."
Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride
Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye
Describes a very enjoyable outing, event, set of circumstances, etc., which involves strong breezes and/or a lot of farting (think: the famously-uproarious mid-20th-century wind-breaking contest between whizzpopping-champions Lord Windesmere and Paul Boomer).
A social event which involves a lot of farting will usually be a lot more "winderful" if there are indeed strong fresh-air-delivering breezes present, also, since few people enjoy actually smelling a fart, even if they do get uproarious guffaws at letting them off and/or hearing other make them.
A constant state of being in Winder, Georgia. Occurs regardless of time of day, random meteorological events, train crashes, rioting, or mass chaos.
Jim: How are you today John? John: I’m just Winderful today. Jim: Even though there’s a tornado, the train hit an eighteen-wheeler, the rioters are destroying downtown, and anarchy has broken out? John: It’s just another Winderful day.
A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.
"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1 "Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2