A fork of Rural Dictionary
A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.
What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.
"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes." "Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."
A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
"You want to take a shot?" "Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight." -or- "Trying to hit this blunt?" "I think I'll be a witness today."
Bitched version of the word with, commonly used by ethnic minorities in urban areas.
A duel form of we, quite literally meaning "We Two"
Wit will go to the supermarket when wit find our money