A fork of Rural Dictionary
I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.
a weenie.
lauryn sucked that purple headed yogurt slinger like nobodys business
a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".
Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?
He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.
After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.
noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy
Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.
Something with a purple head that slings yogurt, preferably white yogurt.
Whatch this babe!
*Shplat*
Ewwww!