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While getting a blowjob, the guy tells his partner he's about to cum and to close her eyes. He instead throws a container of Burger King's Zesty sauce in her face while yelling "ZESTY!" When she freaks out, you then cum on her face in all the confusion.
I was getting a blowjob last night, and I went with The Zesty instead to finish.
When you get really baked, shit gets weird, and cravings hit like a bitch. Really stoned.
Dude how are you still high? I dunno man, i’m zesty.
Meaning an individual (preferably a straight male) either speaks or carries himself in a homosexual manner while maintaining his straight lifestyle.
Male 1: Yo bro, hop on call of duty. Male 2: Can’t right now. I’m hanging out with the girlies. We’re watching Twilight and doing TikTok dance’s together. Male 1: Aww hell nah. Bro zesty as hell. Male 3: Bro is the zest-lord.
A sexy muscle beast that's infinitely moist because he bathes in the blood of jelly beans every 667 seconds.
1. Zesty is so great. He is just the best UnityHaven Staff.
The actual origin of this slang term for gay-acting men/behavior comes from the word Bestie, combined with the queer trend of switching the first letter of a word with a Z, like how Daddy becomes Zaddy. Zestie is an alternate spelling.
Gay Man 1: Hey Zesties! Gay Man 2: Hey Zesty Straight Man 1: Wtf this ain't Burger King