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Homer

Noun; American bonehead To pull a Homer: To suceed despite idiocy.

Magic Johnson slipped on the ground whilst carrying the basketball, andit flew out of his hands into the hoop. "Looks like I pulled a Homer!"

by The Fat Emu May 21, 2003

Homer

(noun) Something great done by accident.

Homer Simpson gambled with many lives when he tried "Eny-miny-moe" one the deactivation button at the power plant, but guessed correctly. His statement "Looks as if I made a Homer!"

by GoguyJA May 06, 2003

homerism

What sports announcers have nowadays. Hawk Harrelson, for example. Dude is just a cheerleader instead of an actual broadcaster.

Duane Kuiper, a broadcaster for the Giants, shows that he sucks at this job because of his homerism.

by UnderPressure September 19, 2006

Homer

A fucking messing haired homosexual and duntz ass bitch who fucks your granny after every argument commonly has brown or black hair and is extremely short

Ya know Libby she’s a homer

by Acingangels November 06, 2019

Homer

The area around your mouth; includes upper lip, lower cheeks and chin.

"Your homer is looking dark today." - referring to hair growth on a man. "I want to kiss your homer." "My homer is burning." "You have a cute homer."

by Homer09 April 22, 2009

Homer

To succeed despite idiocy. As in the phrase, 'to pull a Homer'

'By winning the election, it's easy to tell the George W. Bush just pulled a Homer'

by mrrandomdude September 04, 2009

homer

head of the greatest american family. "the simpsons" infact the only thing good to come from craphole*

homer for president

by marleyb March 19, 2004