A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.)S.T.U.P.I.D. (Something The Underworld Puked Into Destiny...) 2.) An Insualt to any other animal in existence. 3.) God's way of dilapadating and destroying Earth. 4.) What scientests believe seperate them from "animals" (which humans are to) is the fact they have emotions. (THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST) 5.) Last but not least, God punishing the Earth, for unknown reasons...
1.) *BARF* Its a boy! 2.) Dude, you're such a human! *gunshot* 3.) (God): Hmm...alright, Kill the Dinos, I got a new way for the Earth to Pay *snicker* 4.)You kick a dog, it might bite your head off, or run away crying, THAT WAS A PERFECT DISPLAY OF EMOTION!!! 5.) (Earth): Nooooo! Im sorry I made Mars jealous of color!!! What will you do?! (God):Put humans on your planet. (Earth): MERCY! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1
A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country. (Unless it's not)
You are probably a human if you're reading this
An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.
The armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile.
There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.
Well be real up ya all humans... ok?