A fork of Rural Dictionary
The faggot big nosed jew named Mike, who also is moonlighting as an Italian on that Viacom show Jersey Shore. He seems to be the most intelligent and hygienic of the bunch. Has proven to be miles of steps above his roommates where many dead pools have started across the country on which one will be found face down dead from OD, or other. Mike on the other hand has started to distance himself from his no life cohorts by such appearances competing on Dancing With the Stars and reports he ignores his co-show mates at public star studded events. Situation is inside the ropes, where Snooki, demands 25k to show up at places....
I went to Seaside Heights because I wanted to see the Negros fight as usual over fat sluts like Snooki, but got to see The Situation instead and shared a few brews and laughs.
Situater: The pipe or any paraphernalia you do drugs from. Situated: To be high or drunk. Situater is what your doing it from. Needle, pipe...ect.
Yo Lil Scrappy let me hit that situater! I been waitn all day to get high!
used in conjunction with "like these" to express despair and/or amusement at a given occurrence.
"i've just stabbed myself in the eye with a serving utensil whilst dishing up some quiche... and just before my hot date, too" "situations like these..."
Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.
We’re in a bit of a situation rn.
noun. a degree of attractiveness that is strongly influenced by the relationship of the subject's looks compared to those in proximity.
"I am totally into Peg from accounting." "Ugh." "Ugh? She's totally hot!" "Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."
A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles. A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.
Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.