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Adair

To run from a fixed point, and slide across the floor, rapidly convulsing and screaming for a total of five seconds, then getting up and ejaculating on the nearest person.

Adair conjugation:

Adao. Adaimos
Adaes Adaís
Adae Adaen

“Adaes hoy?”
Claro que si.”

by hardboi February 25, 2020

Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

Adair county

Usually filled with whores who's oh say looks like roast beef. You can always find them on their local corner selling their body.

Did you see the whore from Adair county.

by Russell county January 24, 2019