A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the place of "your mom" or "your face." Where you have no idea how to end an awkward or embarrassing conversation.
Guy: Hey, did you just try to rob that bank? Other Guy: Yeah, so what? Guy: It's been closed down for ten years. Other Guy: Uhh... well.... ummm..... 76!!! (Runs away) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kevin: (Walks in on high school football player wearing dress) Football Player: La la la la la la la! Kevin: WTF!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!??! Football Player: It's not what it looks like! Uhh... ummm... 76! (Jumps out window)
The set IQ score for a mentally retarded person is 75 & under. 76 is another term for something that is so stupid, that its reatrded.
Person 1: "Dude, our school isn't having anymore dances." Person 2: "Why?" Person 1: "Someone got caught with drugs at the dance." Person 2: "That's so 76."
A seventy six plus is the percentage likelihood of a person getting laid required for that person to leave their friends or a party abruptly, especially when hanging out was planned ahead of time. i.e. having a 76+ percent likelihood of getting some action is the only palpable excuse for ditching a fun situation.
Men: "Dude, I'd love to stay and play COD Mod 2, but I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with that chick from Bio." Women: "I know it's girls night, but I haven't gotten any in FOREVER, and I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with the head of the LaCrosse team right now."
From wedding crashers: No excuses. Play like a champion.
person a: no, i don't think i can make it person b: hey man, rule 76. play like a champion!
Verb: To fuck someone in the ass with neither lube nor even the decency to provide a reach around.
Example: I dumped my girlfriend after she Fallout '76 'd me with a baseball bat