A fork of Rural Dictionary
Average Subaru driver.... loner. He doesn’t have a wife and kids but probably should by now. He doesn’t have a love. He goes to Panera every Sunday.... low quality Mexican. Lowlife. His actually name is casubaru. The best the one the only. Small ears and a flamingo tie. Taller than everyone and usually has dirty fingernails. Loves chipotle. Self obsessed and also hates this girl named Mikaela cuz she’s so ugh.
One of the most smelliest people in town- enjoys saving the planet by sacrificing his shower times. A pro at making such annoying sounds with his mouth and hands. Needs a major amount of help from people around him. Cannot be left alone around food. Lethal with a can of beans!
Wow you pulled a real Aki today!
The sexspecialist and I quickly undressed and were soon in the bed,
with black satin sheets and matching pillow cases, where I gave her aki