A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Albert is the type of guy who is effortlessly troll. He has the power to make you feel incredibly emarrassed while he relentlessly charms his way through. Upon getting to know an Albert better, you find that he has the perfect combination of sweetness, loyalty, and sponateity. One must be cautious when pursued by an Albert because his persistence will amaze you. Although he might only use powerful tactics such as watching romance movies over skype during the first couple months of courting, he will undoubtedly win your heart over through whispered midnight phone conversations. Some of his favourite hobbies including watching anime, playing Runescape, and ignoring his girlfriend for league matches. Alberts are very practical although not that thorough when it comes to planning trips such as camping. They love their families and you're lucky if you get the chance to meet them because they are the very reason your Albert is the amazing guy he is. Alberts make you assure yourself everyday that he's in it for the long run and that you should never let him go. But beware because they can be harsh grammar nazis and make you doubt uselessly when posting urbandictionary definitions.
Do you miss your mom Albert? No? Hehehehehoohoohoo
A quiet shy cute guy who is unique and doesn't conform. He listens to badass bands and extremely smart and funny. He is good to his friends, and is always true to himself. Alberts is the best person to ever have around.
Girl: "why can't you be like alberts"
Guy: "I'm lame"
a big sexy daddy who i want to marry hes so good at fortnite and is good at everything. I watch him while he takes dumps.
Guy #1- Did you see Albert's huge bloody diarrhea last night?
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks
An absolute idiot who plays roblox and screams very loud his jokes consist as felipe tiffany myumi and cleetus he is known as flamingo on youtube
Albert be quiet im trying to sleep
The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.
“I’m sorry did you just say alberter?”