Country Dictionary

a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.

"that guy is such an albert."

The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.

11:11; "I wish for Albert <3"

The act of deriving misconstrued definitions from other words in order to prove your point.

"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.

an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.

An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.

That guy is the coolest guy ive ever seen he must be an Albert.

N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.

"I was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an Albert."

Fat fuck that has cancer and laughs at poor kids even tho he is ugly as fuck

Albert is Cancer
Cancer is Albert

A sexy boy with a penis (bulbul) larger then African Americans.He is known to be a wanksta but lovable anyways.He can last up to three hours in bed and make you orgasm in a matter of seconds.If you dont know an Albert then commit suicide.

OMG it's Albert lets sexually invade him.