A fork of Rural Dictionary
Albert is a relaxed,cool,sexy,smoking hot dude that u will fall in love with instantly but don't want to fuck with or just make him pissed or u out. Albert can also be sweet,nice, and loving. It is very easy to fall in love with an Albert.
That Albert over there (👉) is hot and looks relaxed.
Fat fuck that has cancer and laughs at poor kids even tho he is ugly as fuck
Albert is Cancer
Cancer is Albert
A guy that is easy to get along with they re normally comfortable with themselves and dont care what people say about them
Mike; How do i be like you
Albert: Learn how to not give a shit about hoes and bitches
The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!
She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!
I wish I was Alberte.
being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute
"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"
Albert
adjective.
1. having beauty; possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delighting the senses or mind
2. excellent of its kind
example 1:
Albert: Maybe I'm too bougie, but I just need better candles than these.
example 2:
Shruti: Construction workers work here. Very Albert.