A fork of Rural Dictionary
The anus, or 'mahogany knot' is a part of the body controlled by a sphincter muscle. It has three primary functions. The same rules apply for animals. Including #2 in some parts of the world. 1) To expel waste matter (feces, dogs eggs) from the body. 2) To provide an alternative orifice on a lady/animal for penis insertion. Or as the main orifice for men. 3) To be used as an insult
"John, you is anus."
Entrance hole for gays. A guy's closest thing to a vagina. A place that can only be explored using long thin objects. see buttplug and dildo.
gay: hey dude, wanna come over and explore my anus tonight? straight dude: ew no thanks I'm banging with my bird tonight. Brett put his dick in Kent's anus, much to his annoyance.