Country Dictionary

FUCK MEE6 DAY

NEVER FORGET HIS STUPID ASS IN A NEGATIVE TONE!!!

Holy shit it’s April 27

What’s that

It’s fuck mee6 day dumb fuck

Oh right

Where a farmer goes out of his way every morning to harvest all the morning wood for all the horny teenagers

DUDE ITS FUCKING APRIL 27 LETS GO GET SOME MORNING WOOD!

On this day any guy can grab a girls butt without being criticized

Hey. It’s April 27

National fuck your friend day 2

"Please it's april 27, spare me a smidgen of your coochie madam."

April 27 is National don’t listen to your gf day

Babe will you rub my back.
No so shut the fuck up is April 27

a day where a fag named Sheldon was born

hey its April 27 its that fag Sheldon's birthday

National send soapy titty pics day

Him: you should send soapy titty pics
Her: why
Him: because it’s april 27th
Her: oh ok