Country Dictionary

artie is a person that alwyas has to let people know about their obsession about doctor who even tho noone asked, they seem to overload and overstimulkate people by jabbering on and on about this unevenfulk series to the point where they like all the dilfs in the show, even if theyre all about 90. they are also a ginger so they have to make sure everyone knows how quirky and different they are from all the other gingers but the only difference is the fact they make everyone loose their will to live. they do take pictures of the group and did seem to want to be part of the group .. sometimes.

artie: DOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Very beautiful art.

There's a girl I know, she's absolutely artiful in every aspect of her being she's like a walking masterpiece

A false fart, usually performed in a crouching or fetal position by allowing air into the rectum and pushing it back out again.

A: They were having an artie contest and someone shot a boulder! B: Sick! ... Wait, so who won? A: I did. I got like twenty seconds. B: Nice!

Noun: Fat Wop Stared in "Dirtie Work" and cameo'd in "Old School". Took over Jackie's spot on "The Howard Stern Show" and it has never been better. Loves Jack and water, Pizza, Coke, bread, and all foods.

I lost my girl, Dana.... "Atrie"

Usually a small rat found in Ireland who lives in bushes

Is that an artis I see

Term used often for goth females who are both artsy and non-suicidal

David: Bro I’m about to smash an artys chick what y’all think? Alex: She better not be emo. You called the last one an “artys” bitch but she cut herself

A person confused about his/her sexuality. On one hand, he/she adores the Princess of Mushroom Kingdom, Peach. On the other, there are feelings for Man Faye. What sex does this person prefer? Male? Female? Or both?

Do you like him, or do you like her? Or are you an Arty?