A fork of Rural Dictionary
Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.
The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut
Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.
I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.
Unshaven vagina
She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.
When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.
Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you. Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...
A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes. Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window. Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer. Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet. Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.