A fork of Rural Dictionary
After a nice round of anal sex..Provide your sexual partner with a unibrow of nothing but shit...:D
I fucked liz and then gave her a bert,.She looked like bert from Sesme street
another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie
hey, i can i get a bert from you?
verb: bert; 3rd person present: berts; past tense: berted; gerund or present participle: berting To overpower or knock someone out and/or defeat (someone) in a game or competition. synonyms: KTFO, dunked
That overweight Burger King employee just got #berted by an angry customer. Next time he better not forget the salt on those fries. Hey guys we better log off our militia characters. We don't want to get berted by GOAT again.
In the High Peak area of Northern England, Bert is used as a term of endearment for a person of any gender.
Term used for code to discribe females. Bert has a few meanings: 1. to discribe a GORGESS female ex. You see a gorgess girl close by and say "Bert" to your guy friend beside you to signify check that one out. Often used with a stiff arm in the air an a fist in that hand. 2. to be used as a filler to get what you really want. ex. your friend asks you if you want a beer but your girlfriend beside you would get mad if you said you wanted one. The person asked says "No thanks bert" this signifies a "YES,but i cant say that". when the guy comes back witha beer the girl cant get mad cuz you said no but your friend got you the drink anyways. 3. to signify that your busy with someone but dont want to say so. ex. your fucking some chick and your friend calls you. the girl says to pick it up. you pick it up and play it cool. "hows it going"...you reply" not bad bert" then the convo ends and you can talk about the bert situation later. 4. you are with a group of people and someone brings something up that will either get the girls you are with mad or that you dont want the girls to know. you look at the fool talking and say bert. he instantly stops what he was talking about.
"check out that bert" "No bert" = "yes please"
n. skateboard or surfing trick where rider makes a quick 180 degree heelside turn using their front hand as an anchor on a wave or a banked piece of pavement while grabbing the toeside edge of board with the free hand.
Did you see him do that sick bert? It was like he was surfing concrete!