Country Dictionary

An obese or not good-looking person. Usually pisses you off and reminds you of a viscous substance.

Bro stupid eating so much, you literal blob

That's a decent sized blob. Who did you score that from.

Heroin smoked on foil is a blob. Also can be called a beetle

Example.

Person 1.That is a nice blob. Sort me out please
Person 2. No.

Person 1. Come on man. That blob is huge

verb
1. to inject silicone, saline, or air into one's penis.

2. to create collages and nonspecific art pieces involving pictures of silicone, saline, or air injected penises.

noun
1. the male genitalia itself post silicone, saline, or air injection.

verb
1. "I'm going to blob myself tonight after dinner up in my room."
2. "I blobbed on my computer last night 'til the sun came up."

noun
1. "Did you see the size of that guy's blob?"

A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.

You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob

a forgotten blog that has not been updated for over six months.

If you have written the words, "Sorry, I have been so busy, will be back soon" on your blog, it will soon become a "blob". And you are now officially a "blobber".

(v.) to blob. to move in a drunken stupor in a way very similar to an aoemeba or a blob of goo. to roll/slide around shapelessly and unbalanced when extremely wasted or just very fat.

Joe had so much to drink that he kept blobbing off the couch onto the floor.

Ted blobbed into the room after downing 25 shots of tequlia and practically melted onto the bed.

Bob was so fat he had to blob out of his chair since his legs couldnt support him.

that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"

Yo, let's go jump on the blob!