A fork of Rural Dictionary
Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Also used as a chant during basketball games.
Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.
The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.
Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.
Getting a blow job while your taking a shit!
"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"
when a woman blows a man while he is pooping
"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."
a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.
She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet. 2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin." 2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."