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honered

Pronounced with a long "o". A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

Honer

A heart boner. The feeling you get when you see someone across the room and your heart just explodes. You just want to give them your love.

1) Matthew lush created the word honer. 2) "You see that girl over there, she's giving me a honer." 3) Go subscribe to Matthew Lush on YouTube, because he will give you a honer.

by larrysexslave February 02, 2015

Honerism

To use man logic and financial wisdom to show your superiority over everything female or liberal. The ultra male. To use caveman tactics to subdue your female partners.

The man showed his honerism by walking three miles to the stadium rather than spending $10 for parking. Honerism is what caused the male to throw his female partner against the wall when no condom was present.

by Jimbo Feeds May 21, 2008

honer

a partial erection; neither limp nor hard

Jeremy had a honer after the first kiss.

by Krista Baker March 02, 2006

honer

A slang, somewhat derogatory, word for a Japanese person. Derived from the Japanese word for a Japanese person: Nihonjin. The least offensive of all the racist terms for a Japanese person.

I don't feel like going to the Japanese place and hanging out with a bunch of Honers all night.

by Shanji June 26, 2007

Honer

Made up by Mtthew Lush, this word means: heart boner. A homer is when you are talking to someone or you see someone, and you gat butterflies & you feel an overwhelming feeling of love. Like a boner, but not as sexual.

When I was talking to him/her earlier, I got a honer because we were getting all lovey dovey.

by Butterfliesinlove February 03, 2015

honer

A half boner. A little more than fluffy but less than than a full out boner. You get one mainly when you see a decent girl in a bikini or your grinding at a school dance.

Girl: do i give you a boner Guy: nah just a honer Girl: so im like a 6 Guy: damn your psychic Girl: i can tell by the size of your honer

by #swagman September 20, 2014