A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Bengali coon. The term was coined by Ashek Nabi of Little Bangladesh, what failed to be Bangladeshtown. First used as an inside jargon within the Los Angeles Bengali community to refer to the adult Bengali pests that cannot keep to themselves; gossiping is a virtue from birth. Here are some sign to identify and be safe from boons; they care usually seen chewing betel-leaves and spitting red saliva which usually contain black seeds, they tend to lurk in the corner of places to spy on other Bengali children, they are sometimes seen with foam cups in her hand while sipping chai tea in front of Desi markets. They tend to talk a lot about politics, drama, and dreams that they will never reach in a millennia.
Oh shit Mohammad, I was finna go cop me some Henny at the Ralph's but when I saw that boon that lives in your building in the third floor, I had to take cover. Fuckin boon! Fuck boons! Miss me with all that boon shit mane!
A derogatory term for a black man.
Look at the state of that dorty fuckin boon. That boon smells like soil. Did you pay your boon in handfuls of rice?
The act of hitting on or seducing someone when they are obviously repulsed by you.
Dude, you're booning so badly.
A scale quite like the Richter scale, but used to measure the pervertedness of a phrase or sentence.
Andi walks in wearing thigh high stilletos and a dress. Cody: "Did you just get off work?" Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"
The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life. You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!
Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73
Noun. An unwanted erection of the male penis; causing discomfort, nervousness, an all around awkwardness, Often resulting in an uncomfortable situation. A boone is a relative to morning wood.
:Me and this girl were dancing at a club and I got a boone. :Josh I got a boone when your grandma walked by. :I got a boone while watching that one scene in broke back mountain. :Guys I booned in church today. :I have been booning a lot lately
A deliberate delay of completing a necessary task at a slower rate than is necessary.
Zavier claimed nick was booning during a quarters game while he told a childhood story in order to delay the inevitable progression of the game