Country Dictionary

A scale quite like the Richter scale, but used to measure the pervertedness of a phrase or sentence.

Andi walks in wearing thigh high stilletos and a dress. Cody: "Did you just get off work?" Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"

One or More Hipsters that are idiotic and talk in hipster slang. Usually refers to younger hipsters.

Those boones over there are listening to dumb music.

When a man dry humps a woman and some how cums in his pants. The woman however may not know that he has done so.

Hey, I BOONED that girl last night. That girl didn't know I BOONED on her. Man, I BOONED that girl hard.

A town in "The High Country" of North Carolina, commonly reefered to as "THC". Home of Appalachain State University where trustafarians, incredible ganja and an inherent affinty for alcohol come together to form something that doesn't exist anywhere else on the east coast. And did I mention that the ganja is incredible...

I don't really remember that party in Boone.... *cough* *cough*

The boon is the first stage in which too much self pride and selfishness devour the hearts of a female. This is only the case for the less attractive ones where they believe they are sexy but are actually quite atrocious.

These boons scare me. The boon thinks she cute? Nastyyy!!!

It's russian dressing not ranch.

"The Boone has the best ranch dressing ever!" "Ranch? It's russian stupid!"

Possibly the best sandwich ever created. First made at Se-Port Deli on Long Island. Chicken cutlet, melted american cheese, ranch dressing, and bacon on a poppyseed bun.

"Hey Alec, Did you hear that joe just had the boone? It was his first one!" "Did he like it?" "He did a handstand he liked it so much!!"