A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering; A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires; An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!" Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs. "Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
chill most of the time but can get a little bossy
dude, bretts cool but he con be kind of a wang
a very ugly girl that gets NO guys and is so RUDE AND MEAN! has no friends or has friends that hate her. not usually the smartest girl and always talked badly about behind her back
Jessica: That girl is all alone, lets go talk to her! Julie: Ew NO that is a brett Jessica: Ewwwwww never mind!! Julie: That is why she is all alone! Jessica: GOT IT!! lets go
A new tactic related to the game halo 3 where two players are caught in a sword fight and one of them wusses out and throws a sticky.
Aw dude, i can't believe you pulled the brett again. You're such a fag and a half man.
brett has a small dick and is a bad motherfucker who likes a girl called lauren.brett wishes he could fuck lauren but he can't because he has a small dick
for a example brett cant suck a pussy because he has small penis
a hoe and an idiot. has multiple “back up plans” and is a loser in general. no one knows how any one is even friends with him or likes him.
“Hey who’s that loser of there?” “Oh that’s just Brett”