A fork of Rural Dictionary
A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.
It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.
Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc. A side effect of improper hygiene.
Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles. "She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"
To be completely outdone/outplayed e.g. mugged/destroyed
Michael got absolutely carbunkled at the football game last night.
A group of friends going booze cruising on back roads
Let’s grab a 6 pack and go carbunkling!