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Origin: Nolan Shaffer

Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.

“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”

Bro-Job
When two heterosexual males suck each other off for fun

Brandon and Uri were bored, so they gave each other a Bro-job to pass the time.

When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.

tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job.
Bob: your on!

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

Non-gay oral sex between bros. Usually after a few drinks and a lack of normal female attention. You should try it.

"Dude did you hear about that sweet bro-job that Justin gave to Zach?"

"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".

The act of one BRO giving another BRO oral pleasure.
*The agbro usually being the reciever in these types of bromantic activities.

Justin told me lastnight at Poison Girl, that Stacy gives the greatest BRO JOBS.

When bromance goes just a little bit too far.

"Sorry about the bro job last night. Let's just not talk about it."