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When a straight guy gives a blow job to a different straight guy.
Me and Chad where bored last night so he gave me a bro-job to kill some time.
A bro-job is the sucking-off a buddy gives you when you just HAVE to squirt a load.
I give beaucoup bro-jobs to other cadets here at the Academy!
Occurs when two doods, or completely straight guy friends hold a job at the same establishment at the same time.
Peter- Dood, I got a job at Petco.
John- For real? I work there too!
Peter- We should carpool to our bro-job.
John- Totally. Lets save the planet by wasting less gas. No homo.
A non-homosexual gesture performed on a person of the same sex that is a friend as a favor.
A:Dude, my girlfriend isn't putting out. Would you mind giving me a bro job?
B:Yeah sure dude. It won't be gay right?
A:Hell no it isn't gay! Now get to work!
When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.
Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"
A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".
"DUde you looking pretty swole"
"Uh why you looking"
"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."
"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"
"Fuck yea dawg."