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Brownback

1. When, in the performance of anal sex with one who has recently consumed an Arby's value meal, the subsequent diarrhea is used as a lubricant to conduct a nuru massage on the back of the recipient.

2. An American politician currently serving as Governor of Kansas.

1. After picking up some Arby's for Kanye, we went into the bedroom and I lovingly brownbacked him till he wept tears of joy.

2. Governor Brownback is an asshole.

by simoncabron February 12, 2015

Brownback

Wiping your dick on your partners back after anal intercourse, usually to get rid of the santorum, results in Brownback.

Named after Governor Sam Brownback (R-KS)

Mike is so kinky! He asked me to give him Brownback last night!

by MrWhateverman96 February 13, 2015

Brownback

A governor of a Great Planes state who soils himself like a baby pandering to teabaggers.

The governor of Kansas is such a Brownback; the teabaggers eat it all up.

by ChukWiseGuy February 09, 2011

Brownbacking

*f*cking yourself over with a rule you, yourself, created.

"Grounded my daughter and now I have to deal with her all weekend - I'm totally brownbacking myself."

by VeryZenJen February 13, 2015

Brownbacking

Gay partners deficate on each other's penis' then rub their penis, on the backs of their partner. Sex is usually enjoyed with said partners after.

Gov. Sam Brownback enjoys brownbacking with his male staffers and interns.

by Bboystance February 12, 2015

Brownback

The upchuck of fecal matter on to your partners back during and after vigorous anal sex via doggy style, wherein the feces propel from the recipients anus due to harsh manner of penetration, stick to the anal givers torso, and rubbed along the recipients back due to the nature of doggy style.

"I was giving Kansas Governor Sam Brownback some good anal until he brownbacked from my force; I instantly came."

"That's disgusting."
"What, the vigorous anal sex resulting in the propelling feces?"
"No, Kansas Governor Sam Brownback. I gag whenever I see his smug, homophobic face."

by chujfugh February 13, 2015

Brownbacking

To initiate, propose or vote for a policy, law or rule that is contradictory to what most believe in order to to get what one wants for their geoup, party or self at the time but then later works against or contradicts a future rule, policy or law put in place by that same individual, group or party. This not only shows a hypocrisy by said individual, group or party but essentially shows to those observing this individual, group or party that they have f**ked themselves.

This term was originally coined by John Stewarts Th Daily Show which should never, ever, ever go off the air.

Mr. Brown back f**ked himself by passing a law that forbids gay marriage based on his religouse beliefs only to find previously that he had already passed a law stating that he could not pass a law under the reasoning based off a foreign law. Since the law played out in the Bible is in fact foreign, Mr. Brownback "Brownbacked" himself as his reasoning was that it went against the Bible to allow gay marriage. He performed Brownbacking on himself royally in the corn shoot.

by buschchris1 February 13, 2015