A fork of Rural Dictionary
Homeless kids that you take in and support in exchange for ridiculous favors. They can be summoned with a conch shell.
Chase: I'm too drunk to walk. Jared: Get the interns to carry you. Chase: *blows into conch shell* INTERNS! Lance and Adler(in unison): How may we be of service?
A individual that agrees to corporate enslavement that forfeit the right of any unqiue identifiers (e.g. names, interesting facts, anything that would put them in a good light). Interns have often been known to break expensive equipment by handling it inappropriately
Bob: Who said that? Sue: The Intern Bob: Who just broke this brand new laptop? Sue: The Intern The Intern: I have a name Sue and Bob: Yes you do. The Intern
a person who willingly becomes a slave to the corporate world because they enjoy getting abused and whipped by supervisors. interns do not get paid but they do enjoy the occasional snacks brought to work by the other rich employees. (usually interns steal those snacks, therefore get whipped). also see "office puppy"
joe: "do you need a slave?" company: "no, we have enough interns!" joe: "ok, call me!"
Slavery is outlawed by numerous international treaties and a Proclamation in the United States.
a noun referring to a person who is reduced to slave labor. An intern works for no pay, and their main job is to get coffee and obey each demand by their employer.
"Melanie clean the floors you intern" "Why are you so poor? Oh wait, I know because you're an intern"
People who are hired to do menial monotonous work that you couldn't pay people people to do long term because they would quit or eat a .45 caliber. So they hire some naive college or high school grad to do it until they give up , quit, or eat a .45 caliber.
I got for an internship by a reputable bank expecting some kind of job training or apprenticeship but instead I ended up sorting mail for 8 weeks from 8 to 5 every day