Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

calico jones

Anyone with multicolored irises. Traditionally a Scorpio.

Sup Calico Jones.

by the#realinventorofjomama January 29, 2017

Calico Bass

An fish that is always too short to take home.

If you’re lucky enough to get a Calico Bass 14 inches it’ll be a pretty tasty meal.

by blabpth July 30, 2018

Corona calico

The state of someone's hair upon their first back to the salon after the Covid-19 shutdown of 2020.

When Sandi came in for her first post shutdown color appointment, there were so many colors she looked like a Corona Calico!

by Nanashane April 09, 2021

calicoers

A word to describe someone who would fuck cats.

"I hope you get jailtime, you fucking calicoers"

by eevod January 22, 2025

Calicoers

Someone who really needs to shut the fuck up. They like gay porn, they use dildos when they pee, and they love to clip people on discord. They are typically very gay, annoying, and faggoted. They make shitty Minecraft maps that nobody cares about at all.

Don't be a calicoers and stfu

by arse shid gaming July 27, 2024

calico beef

the same like beef socks/ beef sock but in another way to say it B)

pings beefsocks on discord cutely PENIS i hate you calico beef momentum

by MaybeSarge April 07, 2021

Calicoers Tool

A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy

He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees

by arse shid gaming November 01, 2024