A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who loves to worship a girl's ass and pussy on Sundays
Mark is going to worship coltenism on Sunday morning
A wonderful guy that can make you smile when your upset. Someone that you can trust, handsome, talented, adorable and loving. Doesnt always share, but does once in awhile does. Always thinking of you. Amazing at anything, kind of lazy but fun to be around. Best guy to snuggle and just laze around with, doing nothing can be fun. Easy to fall in love with and most definatly someone to call mine. They are also known to have a speech impediment.
“Colten failed his presentation because he could not pronounce the word Door correctly”
An ugly, short kid who is hated by everyone, and loved by none. He is the biggest loser the world has seen.
Jerry: Oh look, there's Colten, Ugh, I hope he would just die already.
Moe: Yeah.
a sex act wherein a man jams his thumb, then his middle finger, then 2, 3, 4, all fingers in the ass of the female during rough sex.
Man, you shoulda seen the look this bitch gave me when I slipped her the 'ol dirty Colten. Bitch was speaking in tongues for an hour afterwards!
Kid who always wants to be right also fakes injuries no matter the sport also tells people lies to be act tough or to make himself sound cool and thinks that hes apart of a good clan and qiuckscopes so he can be cool and show off and make himself sound intelligent he always tries to act black listening to rap and uses black people slang also can be very annoying and black people dont like him
Eeeewwww a colten vet away freak