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you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time
ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks! Damn! you must be constipated!
A food which is difficult to digest and actually inhibit bowel movements.
Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked.
when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts
i need to take a dump but im constipated
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A health condition when there is difficulty emptying the bowels, making you feel like you need to poop but it takes large amounts of force to empty the bowels.
I hope my constipation will end soon. I can't poop, I probably have constipation.
The state of being constipated. It can cause great pain and is recommended by many physicians.
So hold in your feces and your large intestine will do all the work for you...
An item that causes constipation.
Cheese is a delicious constipant.