A fork of Rural Dictionary
(v) when giving a bj after recently ingesting corn and the suction pulls the remaining kernels from the teeth so when he jizzes, you are also forced to swallow corn
Smashley: It was so sweet that he made corn on the cob for din, but then he cream of corned me. Spitter: Girl, you let him maize you and didn't throw? Smashley: Spitters are quitters.
annoys me!
It just creams my corn! It really annoys me! Bothers me!
When something pisses you off so much it is about as bad as ordering corn, and getting creamed corn instead of regular corn (also usable in paste tense as creamed my corn)
Dang, when I got shot in the stomach that really Creams my corn
You enjoy something so much that you feel like you could jizz your pants.
*watches a satisfactory video* You: Uhh, that really creams my corn!
another phrase that means whatever you prefer, are into, makes you happy, works for you, etc...
Big game hunter: "Dude, that girl is HOT!" Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."
A facial or creampie applied to someone with a name beginning with the letter "C".
Hey, Corrine.. Wanna make some Creamed Corn tonight?
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.