Country Dictionary

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched! No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

The under carriage of a person

The girl was a looker until i spied her black headded crotch piece

Besides the obvious definition, it also means to throw something away. Such as an illegal drug or drug paraphernalia.

Guy 1: shit man the fuzz is coming crotch the weed Guy 2: alright I threw it in the ditch

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it. n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.

vb. - "He crotched himself." n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!