A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man breaks his erect dick, spilling blood out giving it a red glow. Like a glow stick.
Phillip: I just broke in my new glow stick dick.
Grant: wtf Phillip.
A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure
Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you
An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.
Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.
A really thin dick with nuthin but dust sperm inside. Corny ass dick game basically
That nigga think he all dat wit his pixie stick dick
when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games
captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-
an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.
can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"
*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"
gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"