A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Slang Term For “Fuck You”. Used In Arguments And Disagreements.
(Saying It Fast Sounds Like Fuck You”
This Is The Last Time I’ll Tell You. Far Que!
Used when describing how uninformed someone is or when they jump to conclusions about a situation they know nothing about.
"What did you and Justin do last night?"
"Nothing, mom. We mostly just hung out with his friends."
"Honey, I don't want you getting pregnant! You know how them boys are! If he tries to have sex with you-"
"Mom! You're so far off! We're not doing anything."
A useful set of directions for somebody who line jumps or annoyingly interrupts a conversation.
"Hey mate, why don't you join the far queue"
Easily the best comic strip ever made, however, Calvin and Hobbes is a close second. Written by Gary Larson, it is unfortunate that many people don't pay attention to The Far Side because some (Or most) of the jokes are difficult to grasp and require a semi-insane mind to laugh at.
One of the most controversial Far Side comics had alligators gathered around an old-fashioned washtub with a caption that read "Bobbing for poodles". Little did most people know that Larson had another caption in mind: "Bobbing for babies".