A fork of Rural Dictionary
Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).
Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."
Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.
The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.
Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.
"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."
Kevin Federline after Britney dumps him
K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney
The nick-name of Britney Spears or anyone that K-Fed no longer has a serious relationship with.
"Britney and that other woman - They are so K-Fed-Ex."
An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you". P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.