A fork of Rural Dictionary
Receiving fellatio from ones ex-girlfriend.
Couldn't close any girls on saturday night so had to call up sarah (ex-girlfriend) for some fed-ex.
Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.
What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?
Name given to Kevin Federline now that Britney dumped him.
Fed Ex is one poor piece of white trash.
a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.
I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.
FED = Kevin Federline EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney. Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order? 2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills. 3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.